You no tell, me no tell.”Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”Then he goes to the fish store and asked if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”Billy shakes his head as YES.Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a cock and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”Billy shakes his head YES.He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.When he gets there he asked this guy... “Could you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it”A cat is walking along the river, when it sees a cocktail sausage floating in the water.It jumps in to get the sausage and. .. !Maggie Keele walked around the luxurious suite of their bedroom quarters completely naked, with Kappy following close behind. She carried a martini-rocks in her hand and wore her more softened, alluring smile. Dropping onto the fur-upholstered bench of her vanity, she turned to look at her dressing husband. She said:"You still haven't told me what happened yesterday afternoon, Max."He grinned. "I don't remember getting a detailed report of you and Wilson either." Well, at least you saw the tape. Was it good?" Quite in keeping with your usual seductions, Baby," he replied, knowing her dissatisfaction with his avoidance in telling her the intricacies of Jean Wilson's and his own party, in actuality, still trying to comprehend it himself. Christ, he'd had girls... women... bitches! But that little broad had really turned him on, and just maybe his promiscuous, ambitious wife was wise to the fact... at least, suspected it. Besides that, he surmised that Maggie disliked her naturally..
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